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I'm hardworking, loyal, sometimes stubborn, and I don't believe in astrology.

We have one meeting: They show me the certificate I inspect to make sure it is genuine we shake hands and then we are business partners! You're a Capricorn, right? How does astrology guide you? I look for a business certificate from an accredited college or university. So even if you weren't my sister, I'd still totally want to be friends with ✓ How about in a business partner? I also prefer friends with ridiculously long usernames. The blue checkmark makes me feel comfortable and like I'm friends with a legit, high-quality person. It's important that all my friends have verified Twitter accounts. What are the qualities you look for in a friend?

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